Hobbit-Style Birthday BOOK GIVEAWAY!

Midweek post! Is she sick? Hobbit? Is she hallucinating??

The answer is: PROBABLY NOT!!

But it is my birthday this weekend, and I always loved Bilbo’s birthday scene, where everyone comes and gets gifts from him.  I can’t actually do that, to my great dismay, so you’ll have to click a few buttons to see if you get the gift I wanted to give you.  I’m sorry.  I’m just a temporarily embarrassed millionaire, like all of us.  Workin’ on it, one penny at a time.

As I will be gone this whole weekend, very happily engaged in moving someone else’s stuff, here are my wise birthday words:

The giveaways end Sunday.

Also: You’re all great and I’m happy to have the opportunities I do to speak with and see you. Smooches.

Enter while you can, tell your friends, and hopefully I’ll have a great post for you this week about something that isn’t me trying to give books away on Amazon and Goodreads.  But no promises! That might be all I ever discuss again. I feel sort of like one of those traveling salesmen selling potions and the Thought Method of music instruction, which has a certain je ne sais quoi to it I find appealing.

Oo there’s gonna be Trouble! With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool!