Models & Mayhem: A Recap

Last week I told you about the Edeyo party I was going to, hosted by Sean Avery and Rachel Hunter (who happen to be exes). I was mostly psyched to wear my new shoes, these glorious creatures:

But I was also looking forward to the party because Sean absolutely fucking hates me and there's nothing I love more than an awkward situation.

Tragically, I didn't get my awkward apocalypse because Sean didn't show up.

It's one things for a celeb to ditch out on a party when they're just a guest, but a host? Dude. Srsly. It was a CHARITY FOR HAITI, for God sakes. And hello they gave away Zeno HotSpots in the gift bags–that alone is worth showing up for!

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Ew. Put some socks on.

 

Thankfully the luminous Rachel Hunter kept her promise and used her super cute Aussie accent to help raise a ton of money for the Port-au-Prince school.

Maybe Sean got locked in his closet full of couture, maybe he realized that an evening with his ex-GF was an epically bad idea or maybe he just got distracted by something shiny and lost track of time. In any case, it's pretty messed up to stiff a charity.

For someone who wants to be a celebrity so badly, he really sucks at it.