How to come up with names for your dystopian teen lit:

kaylapocalypse:

carry-on-my-wayward-wesley:

alice-moran:

alice-moran:

alice-moran:

Try to say regular names with a bunch of Oreos in your mouth!

Examples: Jocelyn = Jorslun. Elizabeth = Lisbit. Daniel = Dannel.

You’re welcome.

Following up on this idea. I tried this method with a hamburger in my mouth, in lieu of Oreos. Results:

Alice = Allit. Mark = Marth. Tommy = Domi.

Confirmed: a mouth full of President Choice White Mac and Cheese produces a subset of names with a more badass tilt...