A Little Move From The Groove!

Pat has an interview here. Go and have a peer!
The cat has heard people clamor, some without a stammer, that where they are going is the best. It sure beats all the rest, Pffft to that. Grass is always greener until you go splat.

Move to Canada today.
It's such a fun bay.
Quiet as can be.
Enjoy a cold, boring spree.

Move to the U.S. now.
It can really wow.
Can buy a gun at a yard sale.
Receive bullets by mail.

Move to China next.
You won't get hexed.
Just enough smog to make you choke.
But bah, that won't hurt any bloke.

Move to France.
Take a stance.
Then fall face first.
So much to drink you'll quench any thirst.

Move to Japan.
You'll be a fan.
Pokemon everywhere.
700+ to give a glare.

Move to Australia with ease.
There isn't even a breeze.
Sweat every which way.
Join the perspiration fray.

Move to Mexico next.
You may be vexed.
Which drug do you want?
Each side of the drug war will haunt.

Move to Greenland.
It is so grand.
Wait...it isn't green.
Such a lying scene.

Move to Turkey.
Makes anyone perky.
Named after a bird.
Turkey turkey isn't absurd.

Move To North Korea...never.
Not even anyone's endeavor.
Maybe Rodman would be all hot to trot.
But most normal people don't want to be shot.

Always a downside to any moving ride. Now the above may not be true, embellished a bit at my zoo. Except for the last, screw anyone joining that nutty cast. Think there is a downside to everywhere? Guess it just depends what you want at your lair. The cat would like no cold but then a bunch of nasty bugs would take hold. Can't win with that green grass, so I'll just eat it with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.