Change What At Your Hut?

Humans like to whine and say they want change to align, but is that really true? We shall see at my zoo. The answer is an easy one. Although I'll still give it a run.

We want change,
At every range.
But don't change me.
Nope, not with your spree.

Can't have that.
My world is a stat.
Don't change it.
Change every other bit.

Advancements are grand.
Spread them across the land.
Wait! I'd need a new car?
They'd shut down the gas bar?

Greedy oil tycoons would lose dough?
Pffft can't have that given a go.
Nope, not one bit.
That would cause a fit.

Change cancer treatment ways.
Whoops, then who pays?
If nanites can cure it,
We'd go bankrupt and shit.

Let's test it another decade.
Then maybe the idea will fade.
Test and test in a lab.
You go catch a cab.

Change tomorrow.
Today we'll borrow.
Let change wait.
Until the final date.

Then whoops, too late.
Sealed ones fate.
Over and done.
But change isn't fun.

Oh, let's pray.
God will save the day.
One of the 2000 gods has to help.
Listen to our yelp.

See! I looked up from my phone.
Can't you hear me at the tone?
I want change to come now.
Show me that power, wow.

Pffft sadly, the only way humans change these days is if you force it upon everyone. Then the greedy rich sobs won't let that be done. But never fear, iPhone 7.7.7.7.5 is near. That will keep all happy as they can stay yappy. Pfffft maybe one of the 2000 gods will smarten dummies up with some IQ points in their coffee cup. Yeah, pffft more change in the gas that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.