Not A Con When Gravity's Gone!

I was reading how fun it would be if gravity wasn't a thing. Hmmm, let's go with that at our wing. It may not be so fun. The cat will shine light on it for everyone.

If gravity failed,
As in it wasn't here.
Life would be curtailed,
And say bye to Earth's sphere.

You'd float far up.
You may not stop.
That would be a hiccup,
As you'd never drop.

You'd suffocate then burn.
Hey, suppose that would save,
You wouldn't need an urn,
Or some new grave.

But that would be later,
Some would be toast before.
For up floats a gator,
Eaten at your shore.

Animals galore float.
You're not the only one.
From gator to goat,
And you can't run.

Then if you have dental work,
That could screw you.
For when you give a smirk,
Death may come due.

Those fillings go through your brain.
That would sure suck.
But there would be little pain,
As you'd be a dead duck.

Trees would fly,
If the roots are bad.
Cars would give it a try,
No room would be had.

Billions of things would be up,
The sky would be filled.
Even a cat or pup.
Are you still thrilled?

I didn't think so.
Rather it stay as is.
No need for a floating show,
With the gravity biz.

Ever think of that? Think gravity changing would be fun where you're at? What seems fun may surely not be so. At least you'd get some flying cars though. Death by dental work would sure suck. Well kept teeth would be in luck. Until eaten by a gator or something. Could also get killed by bling. I'll stick to my feet on the grass. It is much safer for my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.