The Running Of The Fans

Sorry, guys, you know sometimes I wake up not all there. This is a manifestation of that, since I woke up yesterday with this running through my head. And as a day of opening boxes and dealing with vent cleaners looms, I decided to indulge myself. Any of my colleagues borrowed for this exercise were borrowed unwittingly and it’s not really them, but the fan-space version of them. I apologize in advance. (Larry, don’t kill me!) Most of the authors here are Baen or indie, because those are my f...