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I’VE NEVER HEARD THE LIKE

Harry liked that Jason liked Harry’s like of his friendship with Leo who also liked that Harry liked that Jason liked their friendship and liked that Jason liked the like, and the like. Luke liked Leo’s blog. Leo liked that Luke, like, liked his blog. Harry liked that Luke liked Leo’s blog and that Leo liked that Luke liked Leo’s blog. Rupert liked Leo’s blog and liked that Harry liked that Jason liked his friendship with Leo and liked Leo’s friendship with Harry and sent Harry a friend request. They became friends. Leo, Jason and Harry liked that Rupert was friends with Harry and Harry liked Rupert’s status of being 69% through a book called Capitalist Scum! Jason liked that Harry liked Rupert’s status. Rebecca liked that Harry and Rupert were friends and liked Leo’s blog and liked that Harry liked that Jason liked Harry’s like of his friendship with Leo. Rebecca added a status update to announce she had started reading Zebra Crossings On Mars and Harry, Luke and Jason liked it and Jason also liked that Harry liked it. Rupert didn’t like it. Why didn’t Rupert like it? Rupert liked that James liked Leo’s blog and Leo liked that James liked Leo’s blog and Harry liked that Leo liked that James liked his blog and liked that James liked Leo’s blog. Harry attempted a joke on Leo’s profile page. No response. James liked that Rupert and Harry were friends and that Harry liked that Jason liked Harry’s friendship with Leo and that Leo liked that Harry liked that Jason liked their friendship and that Jason liked the like and James also liked that Rupert liked Leo’s blog and Rupert’s new status of being 73% done with Capitalist Scum! Leo and Luke liked Rupert’s status and Leo liked James liking Rupert’s status. Harry and Rebecca also liked Rupert’s status and Rebecca added a status of her own: 10% done with Zebra Crossings On Mars. Harry liked Rebecca’s status and Rupert liked Harry’s like of Rebecca’s status. Leo liked that Harry liked Rebecca’s status and liked that Rupert liked Harry’s like. Jason liked that Leo liked that Harry liked Rebecca’s status and liked Rebecca’s status and liked Rupert’s like of Harry’s like of Rebecca’s status. Rupert liked Rebecca’s status. James liked that Leo liked that Harry liked Rebecca’s status and liked Rebecca’s status and liked Rupert’s like of Harry’s like. Luke liked Rebecca’s status and Rupert’s status and liked that Harry liked Rebecca’s status and liked Rupert’s like of Harry’s like and Leo’s like that Harry liked Rebecca’s status. Harry liked that Luke liked Rebecca’s status and Rupert’s status and Rupert liked Luke’s like of Rebecca’s status and Harry liked that Rupert liked Luke’s like.