Disambiguation Page

Why I use my middle name? Aside from how classy it makes me sound? And aside from the fact that everywhere I go, there's already six or ten Stephen Joneses at the hotel or in the directory or on the waiting list for a table? It's mostly this guy, the first/real Stephen Jones, who, as bad luck would have it, was already somebody in the horror field by the time I started out: I get a lot of his mail, yeah, but I've never met him. Love the anthologies, though. Also, I'm not this guy either: That's Stephen Graham. I dig his movies. And, alas, neither can I play guitar, like Steve Jones: And, good grief, there's so many of us, really — Stephen Joneses — and there's more than a few Graham Joneses as well. It makes staking out a social network handle tricky, sometimes (sorry, dude). And, as pronunciation would have it, I've been called "Stefan" plenty of times as well, and where there's any first name, there'll be a Jones. While I'm disambiguating, too, I should add that I'm Blackfeet, which is way different from Blackfoot — there's no singular/plural dynamic going on there — and finally, has nothing to do with Blackfoot the band, though I have over the course of my life ridden a few trains, trains. So, maybe the best way to know if it's me? Did I just ask if you're going to eat all that? That's a dead giveaway. Or, if you're in an emergency room, and  . . . → → →