~ Tweets for Feb. 2011

So I told my wife I was ready to kick back and rest on my Laurels. She said, "Oh yeah? Let me talk to those bitches!" #
Quality-of-life can really be measured by how close you live to a White Castle and a Buffalo Wild Wings. #
Here's a nice Valentine I just received: An awesome review of my erotic horror novel SIREN up at: http://horrorworld.org/hw/2011/01/siren/ #
For Valentine's Day, my wife got me a 12-pack of Newcastle! She loves me, she really loves me!!! #
Hanging with @PSGifford near LA, watching a chick singer cover Muse at an Irish bar. Life is good! #
Goodbye Chicago mountains of snow… I'm off to Orange County for a couple days! #
My publisher, Dorchester/Leisure Books, has just launched a slick new website – gotta love the SIREN placement! http://www.dorchesterpub.com #
Watching Polanski's REPULSION during the first real blizzard in Chicago in a good 10 years. Will need some repulsion for this snow tomorrow. #