Getting paid to go on a Date Wearing a Short Skirt and No Panties

Getting paid to go on a Date Wearing a Short Skirt and No Panties

Moan ! yes I am moaning again, waiting for you all to buy my book FANGS RULE means I am having to take on two jobs just to eat………and I am now thinking about the idea that some girl had in Singapore………….. She advertised on the internet that she was available for dates and meal with strangers and she promised to wear a short skirt and no panties……….. well Singapore is a hot country……………….and ………… look some guy will pay you to go for a meal with him without wearing panties, and that will get him all excited?....(god that is Sad)........And just that, nothing else……….. like you are not also on the menu? ……………. That does sound a win/win situation ………a free meal and a less laundry to do.

I will first need to buy a good uplifting bra…………. SHUT UP !!!!!! ……… I'm Chinese Asian …big boobed we are not…………… OK so I don't fall over every time I try to stand up like some western women but they are fine…and REAL !!!

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Now the lower part I have no worries about as I have a cute butt …..well I do ……how do I know?…well……….I HAVE BEEN TOLD !.................... ok so mostly by old men, but they are male …er……..just ……………. So it still counts ………..

And women like to rub my butt ………….. er….now that sounds odd……… well its true……….all this stress of being poor and you readers not buying my book ……….My book is like my blog ..I poke fun at everything ….and where I blatantly point out how stupid you humans are on my blog in my book I have ……….. well …actually I say the same things but make it subtle do if you are a stupid human male you will not even notice that I am making fun of you

………..hehehehehehehehe…. but your daughter    …  girlfriend or wife will……………… heheheheheheeh  …………….

If it was not for Eve in the Garden of Eden you would still all be sitting up in trees scratching your balls

Butt Rubbing? ……………… well I went for a sports massage and …..well there one is laying face down on a table wearing just a smile and a towel covering ones butt.

Look if she is going to put her hands under the towel to massage baby oil into ones cute posterior …like what's the point of it being covered with a towel.

And when I visited Thailand I booked this woman that did not speak English to came to my hotel room and give me a special Thai all over body massage ………. Of course again just wearing a towel ……….what is it with being female meaning we are happy to get naked around other females ………… and ………….ick ………it was all over ……… like that was the day I discovered that I was not going to take up Lesbianism …………….. with her the Butt was only a start ……….she massaged my inside thighs! ……like why? …….in my book that is listed under foreplay………  I have never had my inner thighs massaged before and I had hoped the first time it would have been by a cute guy………………

At this point all the male readers are sniggering …………….. hahaha …………. No all it did was to prove two things………

1:  I am ticklish there, yes very ticklish so I have crossed it off my future foreplay demands  and 

2:  Having some Thai woman going anywhere near ones private parts is certainly not relaxing.

What happened next? Well I gave her a very large tip and quickly showed her out…….

 So yes I have a nice Butt …………..

But this is still not selling my books ……………. Look it up and read the reviews …here I will give you a review link…………………. Its good!!!!!!!

SO BUY IT !!!!!!!

It's in paper at the moment but soon it will also be on kindle and ebook …………. I think the paper book is better value but if you must try and be cheap then get the Electronic one…… but buy something !!!!!!

Paper book cover and digital book cover:

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REVIEWS CLICK HEREhttp://www.fangsrule.com/review.htm

I do need to sell some book so please buy one ………………. See I am honest with what I and doing ………..and if you don't I will rip off one of your arms and hit you with the soggy end ……………… But not very patient ………………

See how nice a vampire I am ………….. I have a cat to feed and a mortgage on my cave ………so buy a book or don't ever go out at night again !!!!!!!!!!

HERE IS A LINK:http://www.fangsrule.com/buy.htm



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This is what other authors do to get people to buy their books ……..no I did not make these up they are real and appeared on a bookclub website asking people to pass them on, so I have......she sounds very unlucky …………… hum……….. and gets more per book than I do !

Ok, Ok I will trust her over the cancer but 50,000 stolen copies $241,500.00. …………. I have read the book and ………….. well I learnt a lot on gynecology from the first chapter rape,  and one really needs to use a mirror to check some of the finer details out !

The bad language used was a little ……….. well some words I had to look up ………..but that is the fault of my upbringing ……and not the authors………..

As I said I hope it is all true and if you are going to help her then please also think of my poor staving cat ……………….

And how hungry I could be when I meet you on one dark lonely night …………………..

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This is from http://www.goodreads.com/ ..........................

"I found out today that I have cervical cancer. My insurance wil pay for all but 2600.00. I have to pay the rest of it in advance before they'll start the treatment. I have severe rhumitoid arthritis and live on disability. The only way I have to make the money i need for treatment is to sell the book i authored, the Undead Heart, for sell on amazon in hard cover and Kindle and barnes and noble for nook. My royalties are only 4.83 per bokk sold so I would need to sell 534 book to get the money I need and I don;t have long to do it. The Kindle and nook prices are 6.99 and the amazon hard copy is 18.86. I have a 15 year old son and I don't want to die. You can find the book detal and how to read a kindle book at http://www.thebloodthirstseries.weebly.c.../



The Undead Heart is weitten by Tate Jackson

I wrote The Undead Heart (the first book in The Blood Thirst Series) and a few days ago I found out I was ROBBED! I worked for months writing the book and have gotten some really great reviews but noticed that more people were reading it than copies sold. A friend called and told me to look up The Undead Heart torrent and that I wouldn't believe what I found. She was right, I was shocked! Someone had taken my book and uploaded it on a torrent site to be given away for free! It spread from there to many other torrent sites as well. After some investigation we found that The Undead Heart has been illegally downloaded over 50,000 times. I'm not a rich or famous author. All the money that went into publishing The Undead Heart came out of my pocket and now I have nothing but lose to show for it. It's unfair and unstoppable! As far as profits are concerned it breaks down like this: The Undead Heart e-book is for sale on Kindle and Nook for $6.99 per copy. My royalty is $4.83 per copy sold. If the 50,000 illegal downloads had been legally purchased it would have netted me a profit of $241,500.00. Instead, I got nothing. I can't begin to describe how hurt, angry and disappointed I felt when I discovered this theft. To have someone take a piece of you and just give it away to everyone is incomprehensible! Blood Thirst (the second book in the series)is completed and nearly ready to be released. Because of the theft I actually consider not publishing the last 2 books in the series. My friends said they understand my anger but to not publish the next book would be unfair to the people who did legal purchase The Undead Heart and who were so kind with their comments and reviews. I don't know what to do! I'm sure I will publish Blood Thirst but would love to hear the thoughts and advise from the group! What would you do? Please feel free to repost this wherever you like! Advice and comments can also be sent to bloodthirstseries@yahoo.com



Love Always,

Tate Jackson