"I'm Nikki Fucking Narcotic. Do You Know How Many Friends I Have On MySpace?!"

[ It's Nikki.  Y'know, Nikki Narcotic . . . Yeah, Well: NIKKI KNOWS. You know?! ]

"I'm sick & fucking tired of all these haters!"

Oh, GL▲SS †33†H :

How you fill my shattered, charcoal-stained heart with glee.

There was a moment—a brief blip on history's collective monitor, one might say—in which

the tiara-adorned Scene Queen had a significant role in the inexplicable phenomenon

referred to as " CeWebrity ." [ Yes, I know it's heinous. Do I need to spell every— ]

[ CUT TO ] : a formulaic Wiki How ; How-To & Tribute Videos ; an on-line 'zine & social

networking community ; hubs like Be-Scene.org & Scene Central, a virtual locale for

"ladies in waiting" [ no, but really ] & aspiring Scene Kings to—hell, I don't know…

compare quiz scores while waiting to see if their applications for anointment

were accepted, I suppose.

Some of the O.G. S.Q.s [ yep, sure did ] parlayed their notoriety into lucrative businesses.

Others?  Well, I'm sure they could tell you.

As for the new breed?

For fuck's sake, don't call yourself a " scene queen ." [ or king . . . or TS, etc. ]

EVER.

That's. . .just. . . humiliating.

Whatever the case,

as with Cosmo, The Rules or any other 'How-To' Guide :

If you really want to

&     BE      A

My advice?

Bust your own fkn' move.

Don't get me wrong: there's some wicked adorable kids among the lot,

fantastic explosions of color and creative expression .

[ Courtney Dior = one such example of Cuteness ]

However, insofar as Nikki?

Short of the long: this  amalgamation fictitious character encapsulates the monstrous end of the spectrum,

in which rigid Ranking Systems and bratty, entitled behavior is the norm.

C H E C K   ±   I T  :

NARC by  GL▲SS †33†H

[ Mmm-hrmm. Yeah, whatever Nikki. Bet your skank-ass extensions you'd troll efagz

to see if your asinine antics merit discussion, even. ]

But enough about Nikki—she's so 2007, I'm surprised she isn't donning a miniature top hat smothered

in Hello Kitty appliques while "modeling" a cupcake, middle finger of her other hand

extended in that universal gesture of bad breeding.

What I'm really here to talk about?

The Correctness Maximus who immortalized her :  GL▲SS †33†H

It's like this:

What you need in your life is a physical copy of their EP

available through Black Bvs Records

Unless, of course, you're like Andie Walsh & have more pressing issues…

N a m e l y , the dilemma of

[ Oh, & Y E S : Another Cyanide-Coated Piece of Perfection, It Is! ]

[ digital downloads available via Bandcamp ]

Also, out now

through Phantasma Disques :

GL▲SS †33†H / ℑ⊇≥◊≤⊆ℜ [of Mater Suspiria Vision ]  Split CDR

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[ Full disclosure: I even went so far as to pre-order a copy, like the fan girl I'm not. . .usually ]

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Additional resources for this band that's been dominating my nano as of late :

[ on The 'Tubes ]

GL▲SS †33†H on Facebook

MySpazz

Last.fm