"I'm Nikki Fucking Narcotic. Do You Know How Many Friends I Have On MySpace?!"
[ It's Nikki. Y'know, Nikki Narcotic . . . Yeah, Well: NIKKI KNOWS. You know?! ]
"I'm sick & fucking tired of all these haters!"
Oh, GL▲SS †33†H :
How you fill my shattered, charcoal-stained heart with glee.
There was a moment—a brief blip on history's collective monitor, one might say—in which
the tiara-adorned Scene Queen had a significant role in the inexplicable phenomenon
referred to as " CeWebrity ." [ Yes, I know it's heinous. Do I need to spell every— ]
[ CUT TO ] : a formulaic Wiki How ; How-To & Tribute Videos ; an on-line 'zine & social
networking community ; hubs like Be-Scene.org & Scene Central, a virtual locale for
"ladies in waiting" [ no, but really ] & aspiring Scene Kings to—hell, I don't know…
compare quiz scores while waiting to see if their applications for anointment
were accepted, I suppose.
Some of the O.G. S.Q.s [ yep, sure did ] parlayed their notoriety into lucrative businesses.
Others? Well, I'm sure they could tell you.
For fuck's sake, don't call yourself a " scene queen ." [ or king . . . or TS, etc. ]
EVER.
That's. . .just. . . humiliating.
Whatever the case,
as with Cosmo, The Rules or any other 'How-To' Guide :
If you really want to
& BE A
My advice?
Bust your own fkn' move.
Don't get me wrong: there's some wicked adorable kids among the lot,
fantastic explosions of color and creative expression .
[ Courtney Dior = one such example of Cuteness ]
However, insofar as Nikki?
Short of the long: this amalgamation fictitious character encapsulates the monstrous end of the spectrum,
in which rigid Ranking Systems and bratty, entitled behavior is the norm.
C H E C K ± I T :
NARC by GL▲SS †33†H
[ Mmm-hrmm. Yeah, whatever Nikki. Bet your skank-ass extensions you'd troll efagz
to see if your asinine antics merit discussion, even. ]
But enough about Nikki—she's so 2007, I'm surprised she isn't donning a miniature top hat smothered
in Hello Kitty appliques while "modeling" a cupcake, middle finger of her other hand
extended in that universal gesture of bad breeding.
What I'm really here to talk about?
The Correctness Maximus who immortalized her : GL▲SS †33†H
It's like this:
What you need in your life is a physical copy of their EP
available through Black Bvs Records
Unless, of course, you're like Andie Walsh & have more pressing issues…
N a m e l y , the dilemma of
[ Oh, & Y E S : Another Cyanide-Coated Piece of Perfection, It Is! ]
[ digital downloads available via Bandcamp ]
Also, out now
through Phantasma Disques :
GL▲SS †33†H / ℑ⊇≥◊≤⊆ℜ [of Mater Suspiria Vision ] Split CDR
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[ Full disclosure: I even went so far as to pre-order a copy, like the fan girl I'm not. . .usually ]
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Additional resources for this band that's been dominating my nano as of late :
[ on The 'Tubes ]
GL▲SS †33†H on Facebook
Clint Catalyst's Blog
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