Interview Questions I Never Want to Be Asked Again

What is Steampunk?

Why do you write about squid?

Why do you write about mushrooms?

Why aren't there airplanes in Ambergris?

Why are you so anti-fungi?

Why is your writing so weird?

Why are you so mean to your characters?

What are you wearing?

Interview Questions I Never Want to Be Asked Again originally appeared on Ecstatic Days on June 9, 2011.