Evil Monkey’s List

Evil Monkey:

Idjut.

Jeff:

Moron.

Evil Monkey:

Cretin.

Jeff:

Martian.

Evil Monkey:

Martian?

Jeff:

It rhymes with cretin.

Evil Monkey:

No it doesn’t.

Jeff:

Cretian.

Evil Monkey:

I’ve decided I don’t like peoples much any more.

Jeff:

Me neither.

Evil Monkey:

Ya wanna ban some?

Jeff:

What’ll that do?

Evil Monkey:

Ya know, ya say, “I won’t read so-and-so.” Or “I won’t listen to so-and-so.”

Jeff:

Like, “I won’t read Britney Spears”?

Evil Monkey:

Er, kinda.

Jeff:
I won’t listen to Matt Staggs’ polka band anymore. He h