Lazy Friday
Because it is Friday, and I am lazy, I thought that rather than write something useful and authorly, I would provide you with a list. And what better list than a list of ways in which I am lazy?
Inara's Top Ten Lazy Ways
1) I am too lazy to blog. I know, I'm blogging now, but really, when's the last time I blogged? Like, a month ago? I don't know, because I am too lazy to check.
2) I am too lazy to separate whites, darks, and colors. I do separate my daughter's clothes from the rest of the family's, but that's just because she has eczema, and I have to use the unscented detergent for her. The rest of us are too stinky for unscented detergent. Probably because we are too lazy to wash our clothes.
3) I am too lazy to style my hair. It's straight. Stick straight. I get out of the shower and finger-comb it. Sometimes, if I'm feeling very energetic, I use a brush. I wash it every day, not because I want to, but because I turn into a greasehead after about 8 hours. Really, I am lazy enough to go days without washing my hair. But I do have some standards.
4) I am too lazy to clean my car. I think there are goldfish crackers on the floor that date from the last century. Okay, maybe not the last century, but definitely the last month. There are also melted crayons, a few dirty socks, and some mail. I know I vacuumed the car last fall, because that's when the puppy had his accident on the back seat. But other than that, it's difficult to say. I try not to think about it.
5) I am too lazy to write another historical romance. My first two books were both Regency romances, and I had a blast writing them. Now, I have no idea how I possibly did this. The thought of doing all that research makes me faint. Someone asked me recently how much research I did for Delcroix Academy. None, I said cheerfully. I live where the book is set, I was a teenager (at one point) and what kind of research can you do about superpowers, anyway?
6) I am too lazy to brush my dog's hair. He is a Havanese mix, which means he's non-shedding, which means if you don't brush him regularly, his hair gets all matted and you have to shave it off. I figure, whatever. It's just hair. It will grow back.
7) I am too lazy to finish this blog. I'm sure there are about a hundred more ways in which I am lazy, but I have already lost interest in figuring out what they are.
I hope you are having a lazy Friday and have a fantastic weekend. I just received my 3rd pass of copy edits for Delcroix 2, which means I won't get to be lazy at all. So be lazy for me, would ya? Thanks.
