If I Had A List...

I don't like the term bucket list. That's not what this is. This isn't because I just turned 40 and I'm having a midlife crisis. Ok, maybe I feel it coming on, but that's not what this is. This is a list of the things I wish I could do in my lifetime. The sooner the better, but if I had all the money, all the wish granting ability, this is what I'd do:


Dance with the Rockettes. Even just a practice routine. I just want to try. Just once.Go on an African safariSee penguins in the wildSee whales in the wildHit the USA Today Bestseller listBe on Dancing with the StarsSing back up for Jimmy Buffet (it would be ok--probably better--if they didn't turn my mike on)Re-do the basement and have an actual officeSell enough books to have a retirement fundHave a beach house in Cape May, NJ
I know some (most) of these seem far-fetched, but I never thought I'd have written six books either. So, if anyone can pull any strings and wants to help me out, have at it. You know where to find me.