2 Geese a-laying

I thought I'd post a few photos of what the geese are up to right now. Yelling at me every time I approach the goose pen as they are still stubbornly sitting on the two eggs I didn't manage to spirit away.

Weeks, and weeks, and weeks they've been setting these eggs – the two of them in a tag team gosling conjuring event. Of course the eggs aren't fertile. Instead of hatching, they are more likely to explode. I keep trying to find both geese off the nest and jimmy the eggs away, but so far, no luck.