Be A Hobo: It's The Artistic Choice

So you wanna be a hobo. Hey, that's awesome. Hobo's are known for their colorful personalities and their stylish fashion choices. They're poster children for the dirty beanie and the unkempt beard. They can scream profanity at passers-by and get away with it because hey! Hobo's don't have rules! Keep your rules inside your stinking office cubicle, you sellout!

You there! The guy sitting on the sidewalk at a busy intersection. The guy with his back to the trendy coffee shop. You, the one with t...