Your Spam Is Salty And Unpleasant

Remember when people used to say they were going to open up a can of whoop-ass on someone? Well, imagine if someone threatened to open up a can of spam instead. I don't know about you, but I'd throw my arms up in the air and head for the hills. Like a muppet. Like a boneless, blue-haired muppet.

We've all been victims of spam. There's just no way around it. If you use the internet, you're going to eat some of that salty gelatinous meat-product whether you like it or not, so shut up and choke i...