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From a Christian friend: "If the Rapture does happen either today or whenever, all good and moral people are called to Heaven, not just Christians."

Me: "Really? Heaven sounds like more of a Christian hangout."

CF: "Not really. It's a place where we'll all be equal, where prejudice and indecency to our fellow man are left behind, and we all live in blissful harmony with each other in the light of God's love."

Me: "So...when the Rapture happens...God's sending me to Canada?"

CF: *laughs* "Or Sweden."


Seriously, I feel lucky that I have Christian friends who actually get the whole "follower of Christ" thing.