Darwin Award for Cheaters

Okay, I'm not predisposed to cheating on my spouse (yeah, I'm looking at you Arnold, Tiger, David…), but I gotta say, if I was going to do something as idiotic as that, I sure as sugar would put more thought into the logistics.  Things like:

Thou shalt not fish in thine own pool—so, guys, don't screw with the nanny, the housekeeper, the aide… Thou shalt use protection—because it protects your wife (and considering what a schmuck you're being, she deserves all the protection she can...