It's Done!

My next manuscript, titled THE HERMETIC MILLENNIUM has just this hour been sent off to the kindly editor. Superstitious people, cross your fingers; Catholics, pray a rosary; Protestants, pray if you are not one of the irredeemably predestined to be damned; Witches, draw your charming wands and call upon your familiar spirits; Jews, don’t eat shrimp wrapped in bacon. The goyim are going to treat you like dirt whether your try to blend in or not, so why try? Taoists, the way that can be spoken is not the way. I don’t know what that means any more than you do. Jedi, shoot up mitochloridians and unleash the power of the Force. Stoics, maintain your serenity of mind despite the fears and terrors of the world, knowing that whatever is not in your power to solve, means nothing to you. That won’t help me much, but at least you won’t be elated if I make the sale or downcast if I don’t. Atheists, you are useless to me. Agnostics, you are also useless, but you don’t have the guts to come out in public and say you are actually atheists. I make an exception for anyone who is a real, practicing agnostic, that is, he prays fervidly at mass and takes communion every OTHER Sunday, because the proposition that God exists has but a fifty percent likelihood in his estimation.

BUT YOU SAY YOU’D LIKE A FREE SAMPLE OF MY BOOK?!

Glad you asked! The premise is … ah, stuff is happening.

I think someone gets shot, or falls in love, or is frozen in suspended animation like Buck Rogers or Rip van Winkle. There must be space ships involved in some capacity, because this is science fiction.

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