I Received an Invitation to be a Speaker at a Writer's Conference!

My fame is spreading! Well,  maybe it's not my fame that's spreading, maybe it's just my name. Or perhaps they are the same? Yikes, writing like that would never get into one of my novels. Inadvertant rhymes? That won't do! Still, the sentiment is true. Someone, somewhere has heard of me, because yesterday I received an invitation to be a speaker at a writer's conference!

Scribblers' Retreat Writers' Conference would like to cordially invite Pat
Bertram to be a guest speaker for one of our four co