9 Rules For Chillin at the Airport

Ok...so those of you who follow me on twitter know two things about me...

First, I hate flying. I use the word hate because using the phrase "am afraid of" makes me sound very very weak. So I 'm going with hate because it makes me sound way more badass than I actually am. On the best and most beautiful of days--like the one when Eric and I flew across the Aegean Sea to the stunning island of Naxos--I still white-knuckle my way through the flights.

Second, I am currently sitting in the airport,