How Children See Things…

Children see things differently from adults. They are filled with a sense of wonder, amazement… and pure evil. Here are some examples:

Plush Toys

Adults: Oh, wow, this plush toy has a hard plastic nose. I hope my children don’t accidentally hurt themselves with it. Children: Those chumps! The next time the kids in my class start swinging their plush toys around, I’m going to win. All it takes is one good hit to the eye with the plastic nose to achieve victory!

Rakes

Adults: Wow… raking lea...