69% complete!

Because the Beavis & Butthead in me can't resist: My novel is 69% complete!

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Huh-huh-huh. You said "69″!

It's an erotic novel, people. About French people from Montreal, who basically invented soixante-neuf (at least according to Sacha Baron Cohen's French Formula One racer, Jean Girard, in Talladega Nights). If anything calls for a little gutter humor, it's reaching the 69% point.

Got any climaxes of your own to celebrate today?