Kaz: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Kaz: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Wylan: I did. I broke it...

Kaz: No. No, you didn’t. Jesper?

Jesper: Don’t look at me. Look at Kuwei.

Kuwei: What?! I didn’t break it.

Jesper: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Kuwei: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Jesper: Suspicious.

Kuwei: No it’s not!

Matthias: If it matters, probably not... Nina was the last one to use it.

Nina: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Matthias: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Nina: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Matthias!

Wylan: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Kaz.

Kaz: No. Who broke it?

Jesper: [whispering] Kaz, Inej's been awfully quiet...

Inej: Really?!

Matthias: Yeah, really!

…

Kaz: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.