Kaz: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Wylan: I did. I broke it...
Kaz: No. No, you didn’t. Jesper?
Jesper: Don’t look at me. Look at Kuwei.
Kuwei: What?! I didn’t break it.
Jesper: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Kuwei: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Jesper: Suspicious.
Kuwei: No it’s not!
Matthias: If it matters, probably not... Nina was the last one to use it.
Nina: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Matthias: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Nina: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Matthias!
Wylan: Alright let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Kaz.
Kaz: No. Who broke it?
Jesper: [whispering] Kaz, Inej's been awfully quiet...
Inej: Really?!
Matthias: Yeah, really!
…
Kaz: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Published on May 08, 2016 22:17