My One “While My Wife Is Gone” Post

A while back, I did a bunch of posts to humorously antagonize my wife while she was on a vacation I didn’t get to go on (I can’t get enough time away from work to go on all the trips she takes). A few people who regularly follow this blog were pretty fond of those. They were hoping I’d do the same while she was in Mexico this week. However, for the most part, I had other things to talk about this week. Still, I didn’t want to disappoint. As such, here is my one “While My Wife Is Gone” post:

Shannon, I’m eating chips in bed!

(Note: I am not supposed to do this.)