A Tenacious Defense, a Text Adventure!

So, after working on edits for Spence and listening to WAY too much Tenacious D, I ended up writing up something silly. Feel free to ignore it. :

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A TENACIOUS DEFENSE

A Text Adventure!

A long time ago...

You are looking at a long and lonesome road.
Your brother Kyle is here.

What would you like to do now?
>HITCHHIKE

You and Kyle are now hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road.
Your brother Kyle is here.

What would you like to do now?
>KILL A YAK FROM TWO HUNDRED YARDS AWAY

What would you like to kill it with?
>MIND BULLETS

I'm sorry, but that's telekinesis, which neither you, nor Kyle have.

What would you like to do now?
> HOW ABOUT THE POWER TO MOVE YOU

I don't understand "HOW ABOUT"

What would you like to do now?
>CONTINUE HITCHHIKING

You and Kyle are hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden a demon appears!
You brother Kyle is here.
There is a demon here.

What would you like to do now?
>EXAMINE DEMON

It is a shiny demon that stands in the middle of the road.

You are looking at a long and lonesome road.
Your brother Kyle is here.
There is a shiny demon standing in the middle of the road.

What would you like to do now?
>TALK TO DEMON

The demon says, "Play the best song in the world, or I'll
eat your souls!"

You are looking at a long and lonesome road.
Your brother Kyle is here.
There is a shiny demon standing in the middle of the road.

What would you like to do now?
>LOOK AT KYLE

You look at Kyle. Kyle looks back at you.

You are looking at a long and lonesome road.
Your brother Kyle is here.
There is a shiny demon standing in the middle of the road.

What would you like to do now?
> SAY "OKAY"

You and Kyle agree to the demon's terms.

You are looking at a long and lonesome road.
Your brother Kyle is here.
There is a shiny demon standing in the middle of the road.

What would you like to do now?
>PLAY SONG

What song would you like to play?
>THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO OUR HEADS

You and Kyle play the first thing that comes to your heads,
which just so happens to be the best song in the world. It
is the best song in the world! You sing a song that speaks
of ancient prophecies that only come to bear once every
hundred thousand years or so when the sun doth shine, the
moon doth glow, and the grass doth grow.
Needless to say, the beast is stunned.

You are looking at a long and lonesome road.
Your brother Kyle is here.
There is a shiny demon standing in the middle of the road.

What would you like to do now?
>WHIP-CRACK DEMON'S WHIPPY TAIL

The beast is done!
He asks you, "Be you angels?"

You are looking at a long and lonesome road.
Your brother Kyle is here.
There is a shiny demon standing in the middle of the road.

What would you like to do now?
>SAY "NAY, WE ARE BUT MEN."

You are looking at a long and lonesome road.
Your brother Kyle is here.
There is a shiny demon standing in the middle of the road.

What would you like to do now?
>ROCK

You have defeated the demon! Unfortuntely, in your
celebration you forget to write down the greatest song in
the world. You and Kyle spend your days lamenting the
loss of your masterpiece.

THE END

Final Score:

DEMON DEFEATED: 0 POINTS
SHINY DEMON DEFEATED: 50 POINTS
BEST SONG IN THE WORLD PERFORMED: 100 POINTS
BEST SONG IN THE WORLD REMEMBERED: 0 POINTS

TOTAL: 150 POINTS
YOUR RANK IS: TRIBUTE

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