CarrollBlog 4.1

selections from Esquire Magazine's THE RULES:

Talk half as much as you listen

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A sandwich tastes exactly one-third better when

it's made by someone else.

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The only thing worse than words ending in "ly" are

words ending in "ize."

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When it comes to author photos, hands should be

at least eight inches from the face.

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Never Google old girlfriends

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Never begin an essay with a quote from the Bible

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Never name a child after a continent, a nation, or

a commonwealth.

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The people who elect to perform karaoke are

never the people you wish would perform karaoke

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Irony doesn't work on a tombstone

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The best religions have great hats

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The best looking musician is always the lead singer,

followed in descending order by the lead guitarist,

rhythm guitarist, drummer, and bass player.

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On any road trip, he who is driving gets control

of the radio. No exceptions.

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If you live long enough, you will resemble a gargoyle