Me: *watches 30 minutes of the first Hobbit movie*
Brain: Congratulations! You are now obsessed with The Hobbit.
Me: Cool.
Brain: Oh and by the way you also ship Thilbo now.
Me: Uh, I've read the book and I know how this ends. Why would I
Brain: Yeah have fun with that lol
Published on April 29, 2016 07:00