Damn, I'm That Where I'm At?

So the cat has seen this done and heard this term used under our sun. I guess they could be me if you think Pat pretends to be a cat at our sea. But the cat really does all the work. Time for my C backwards a to z smirk.

Look at me.
I'm as real as can be.
Just read what I say.
A romance may come your way.

Whoops, I'm just fooling.
I left you drooling.
Silly old me.
See you on my next spree.

Look at me.
I'm as real as can be.
Just read what I say.
A new romance could come your way.

You're such a fool.
I am so cool.
You fell for it twice.
I know, I'm not nice.

But catfishing is so fun.
It just has to be done.
You get to be a cat and a fish.
Isn't that everyone's wish?

But why be fake?
Because one you can make?
To scam a few?
Maybe more than two?

Nah, it's the thrill.
Wait, get that from a pill.
I guess it's just the special way,
That catfish look in the day.

They are wise.
They eat flies.
They swim in their own poop,
And lots of other goop.

Who wouldn't want to be one?
Catfishing is fun.
Don't even need a rod.
Can lie about your bod.

Create the life you like.
Then tell all to take a hike.
Create a new one each day,
Catfishing without the need for a bay.

Are you a catfisher at your sea? All fake and such like the ninja wannabe? Hey, he hides behind a mini me. The cat let's it all fly free. But is it really me? Am I catfishing thee? Sorry, I'm snip snip, so no catfishing romance trip. Have you ever been or seen one? They sure can turn up the fake a ton. I'll stick with the singing bass. He is much nicer than any catfish to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.