Don't Choke You Aren't The Butt Of This Joke!

The cat refers to his rhyming ass at the end of each post. So I may be adding to this phenomenon at my coast. But you humans did it way before me. You seem to have a thing with butts at your sea. So for B in my backwards a to z butts go on a spree.

You can kick butt.
Wowwee, at you hut.
You can kick the place it will least hurt.
Can't even make blood spurt.

You need a kick in the butt?
Are you a nut?
Why do you need a kick?
Too many reasons to pick?

You worked your butt off?
That has to make you scoff.
Did you sell your butt after it fell?
Was it a tough sell?

You butted heads?
Can that be done in beds?
Would the head go to the butt?
Quite the head butt rut.

You busted your butt?
That's a kick to the gut.
Now you are backed up.
Need some ex-lax in your cup.

Get your butt over here.
So you just want my rear?
Is that some weird fetish of yours?
I'm not gonna be any butt fetish scores.

Butt out!
What's that about?
My butt has to leave but I can stay?
That may be tricky, but okay.

I'm a pain in the butt?
How did I make that cut?
I wasn't even near you.
Magical butt pain causing powers at my zoo.

You got a butt I can bum.
Redundant and them some.
Oh a cigarette you say?
Take your lung cancer far away.

My butt is through.
Damn, what a but can do.
Nope, I won't flirt.
Are you butt hurt?

Do you use butt a lot at your sea? I am shaking my head at thee. Maybe you'll be the butt of the joke next time. Could be a butt worthy rhyme. Can substitute in arse and ass too. But that didn't work for B at my zoo. Now I'll go pass some gas out my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.