Help a Bizarro Out–And Get Something HOT

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Help me write a book and get yourself some sexy drawings!

That's right, I'm writing another one. I've been invited to attend a three-day writing marathon getaway at the Sylvia Beach Hotel in Nye Beach, Oregon with the Eraserhead Press crew at the beginning of April. Many books will be written in those three days, and at least one of them will be about PORN.

I will be writing the latest insane thing to cross my mind—Porn Land.

As you can imagine, it will be filled with sex. Over-the-top, ridiculous sex. It has love stories amid orgies, parodies, and vintage superstars, a supreme villain towering above school girls and hardcore Samurai,  unwitting heroes bogged down among triplets, retro-macho men, and  the Panocha Banditas, with plenty of action. And I mean action. Also, sex magick.

But what about you? Why do I need your assistance and what will be your friendly reward for lending a hand? I need help renting a room at this most excellent hotel for writers so all this sexiness can come to life. I'll be in the Tennessee Williams room (steamy). I've come up with a plan to help accomplish this that some of you may find worthwhile.

I'm asking for hotel money. And I have incentives! Here's my deal:

$10 gets you a drawing (by me) of a sexy scene from the book on a piece of drawing paper that you can hide in a box and take out when no one is home but you.

$20 will land you one of those drawings inside the cover of a signed copy of the book when it's published.

For all you rich folk out there, if you give me $30 or more, I will send you a signed, sexy-drawn-in book where YOU appear as a PORN STAR. That's right. Your name will be used as one of the many porn stars in the book—because in this book, just about everyone is a porn star.

So if you can, please help me achieve this very sexy dream. I think it'll be fun for all of us. Thank you! Oh, and if you know anyone else who might be interested in this sort of thing, feel free to share this anywhere. And if you're not interested in this sort of thing (what, are you crazy?! It's PORN!!), feel free to ignore all this talk of steamy, hot, naked people. Great days to all of you. [image error]

My PayPal address is: kevin@shamelesscreations.com Please include your shipping address and any other notes you may want—like if you want me to use your actual porn star name or only your first name, or your animal friend's name or something.

Thanks again!