The Feline Way On Display!

Not to be confused with that cowboy movie that had a ghostbuster riding a horse, the cats have another way of course. Did you get the reference at my sea? Or are you still hung up on my backwards a to z?


What you looking at? You are scary to the cat.Look at that bed head.Are you sure you aren't undead?

You still looking at me?I have an itch at our sea.I have no time for you.I have some scratching to do.

Whoa! You look scary. Like something dipped in diary.Did you come out a cow?That could explain things somehow.

Bah, I have a toy to chew.Go away and let it come due.Or don't go away.It will still happen as I play.

Come and touch a toy.It is not a ploy. I want to play with you.Maybe scratch your hand a time or two.

What? You want to lean back?Pffft not unless you want a whack.Go sit on the couch.I am not a grouch.

Yep, they are all mine.Not a sharing feline. So just go away.You get nothing in which to play.

Don't step near me.I am warning thee.Your leg can be a scratch post. I'm not a gracious host.

You calling me fat? I'm just a stretched out cat.Worry about your own weight.You're the one that needs a date.

 Go bug Cass.She's a moody lass.You want sass?Okay, talk to the ass.
That is the feline way. F is for felines if you didn't get that at your bay. I know it was hard to grasp for some. You were just so hung up on my bum. It is now out there for the world to see. Does my bum impress thee? I told you to go bug Cass. But nope, you'd rather see my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.