We Can Build It With A Fit!

The cat watched some at the other sea and it was quite the spree. Yep, Profanity Granny, trying to put together a shelf thingy. Her words sure were rather umm springy. She thought she could do it without instructions at her pad. I guess that idea was bad.

This goes here,
That goes there.
Like a head to an ear,
Oops, out comes a swear.

All words were used.
The cat was amused.
No ears were abused,
As things were fused.

This goes there,
That goes here.
Whoops, another swear.
Cats run in fear.

Under the bed,
They go to hide.
The dogs even dread,
Her profanity ride.

This on that,
That on this.
I'll take a bat,
And that won't miss.

A screw goes here,
A screw goes there.
Give a cheer,
Right at her lair.

Whoops, maybe not.
Backwards it was.
Swearing comes a lot,
Ears are abuzz.

The cat watches from afar,
Liking the others all gone.
Worth the trip in the car,
To see such a thing dawn.

Instructions come out.
It gets done quick.
Then comes a shout,
It came out some slick.

Where were you?
Why didn't you help?
A little asshole comes due,
I smirk, not yelp.

Was too fun to watch at my sea. Was that mean of me? The cat sat on the table and watched the show. Cassie was too prissy to give it a go. Hey, it got done and gave the cat fun. Pat or the cat didn't need to help out. We just lazed about. She can be one cranky old lass but she is too slow to catch my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.