The Ethicator: My Prof Teaches Pervy Shit

[image error]Dear Ethicator,

Many years ago I took a class from your evil brother. In that class we read a short piece by one of your colleagues, ethicist Peter Singer. In this piece ("Heavy Petting"), Singer suggests that being sexual with non-human animals is not transgressive. This seems highly suspicious to me, but I thought I'd ask another highly-qualified ethicist. Do you agree with Singer? What are your opinions on bestiality? Does your brother get all his ideas for course material from you, too?

Yours truly,

Another victim of Dr. Pious Dickhead

Dear Victim,

What, bestiality? God, no, creepy as fuck. Who writes this stuff? Next question!

The Ethicator