“Hey, Dad! This weekend, can I borrow the dinghy?” Sadly, Ann had never considered the need for a vertical restraining order. Real Estate Tip #715: Never consider a property if the listing recommends visiting at high tide Tonight! On an all-new “Lifestyles of the Rich and Xenophobic!” “Oh, this’ll be like the most awesome selfie EVER! Let’s just take one step ba…aaaaaiiiiiieeeeee!” As he studied his next prospect, Ed began to question his decision to sell home security systems. “Oh, crap. I...
Published on April 23, 2016 11:34
