Fill Your Cup And Hemp It Up!

The cat is here with H for the a to z today and we are going to join the hemp foray. It seems that it can be used for one and all. We just have to share it at our hall.

You may not know,
But hemp can grow.
Oh, that you knew?
Excuse my zoo.

But there is more,
From shore to shore.
It is said with glee,
That hemp can...let's see.

Make a longer lasting battery.
Get rid of wrinkles for flattery.
Give you better hair.
Pay your bus fair.

Grow wings out your back.
Stop a heart attack.
Make you as strong as a bear.
Pretty up your lair.

Give you big feet.
Make you go into heat.
Get you pregnant without sex.
Counter any hex.

Make you part the sea.
You can also walk on it with glee.
It can even make you rich,
And cure any old itch.

It can do it all.
From winter to fall.
So board the train.
You have much to gain.

It will cure all.
Make you rich at your hall.
Make you president too.
There is nothing hemp can't do.

So if you didn't know,
Now you can just grow.
You can be wise.
Follow those hemp cries.

And if aliens attack,
Hemp will force them back.
It can kill them with ease.
It can even kill fleas.

Pffffft says the cat. Nuts are just out to lunch where they are at. Are you a hemp fanatic at your sea? Might not want to tell me. It has its positives for sure but it isn't an end all be all cure. It can't make your car magically run with no gas. It won't make you get a lad or lass. It also won't make money grow from grass. Not sorry to have made your bubble burst by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.