The Cringer Of The Injure!

That is sure right. The cat cringes on sight. On sight of what you ask? Why the injured hiding behind a mask. Hmm, that may be taken wrong. So let's get on with the backwards a to z injury song.

Look at me.
I'm injured you see.
You have to look.
See? I broke a nail at my nook.

Oh wait! I stubbed a toe.
It is such an injury blow.
It lasted 5 minutes or so.
I need a month off though.

And look at this.
You can't miss.
I just got shot.
It hurt a whole lot.

It was from a Nerf gun.
Those things aren't fun.
They really hurt.
Blood, maybe, sorta, almost, kinda did spurt.

I need the week.
Advice I did seek.
The internet said I could wind up dead,
From a little yank of the hair on my head.

Look at that screen.
It is so serene.
That character just got shot.
They got right back up and into the plot.

Looky! Batman broke his back.
He then hanged like a rib rack.
Now he can walk once more.
That is something I must explore.

He was injured last week.
It was a serious wound from a freak.
Now they are as fine as can be.
TV characters really beat any injury.

Injuries must heal so fast.
Just ask any TV cast.
Their writers are in the know.
They must have been a doctor before joining the show.

My toe injury is bad,
I need time off at my pad.
My bullet injury is okay,
TV says so anyway.

Actually there are people who believe what they see on TV. I've heard a few think they can recover fast from a serious injury. Then we all know ones that whine away about the littlest things at play. That hang nail was so bad. Are you a whiner or TV believer at your pad? Wouldn't it be nice if one could write the injury away? It would make for a fine day. Then you have whiny crybaby sports players too. They get a little boo hoo. Then they take a season off. Their still paid millions, so why scoff? That is the end of my injury sass. I'd rather stay a non-injured little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.