Held Hostage

I am housebound ... again. Moreover, my flatmate and my dear friend are colluding to keep me housebound - all day. I'm not allowed to go to work. I'm not allowed to go to training. I'm barely even allowed out of bed.I would complain normally, but I am coughing a lot, and I do feel pretty terrible in general.This means, however, that once again, I don't have my Forgotten English calendar for