I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT, or Hooking Up With The Universe (Even Vegans cry).

Guys, the Universe is obviously a woman. If she had a mouth I'd totally make out with her because I'm pretty sure She's in love with me and I'm definitely in love with HER. WARNING: TMI & SHARING AHEAD! Trust me, the Universe DOESN'T love me because I'm perfect or because I do everything right and never make any messes. Far (far) FAR from it. In fact, the last few years have been a series of escalating messes as I struggled to find my footing in my second marriage...a relationship that sometimes