LMLD News: Sponsored posts!
It’s no secret that old houses come with their own issues. The Lawler Manse has 5 bathrooms of varying usefulness and 2 of them are being renovated as we speak, on the principle that it’s better to bite that bullet than have the shower fall through the floor.
But this development means that we need to start making money around here. Maundering on about Logos vs. Ethos is all very well, but when you’re looking for the bacon in the meat drawer, it’s time to get some cha-CHINGS going on the blog.
To that end, we are going to start monetizing these posts. After I linked to that article about the 12-passenger vans, I got to thinking — what if every time one of you bought a 12-passenger van — and I know there are a TON of you out there just waiting for a review from a trusted friend to pull the trigger on the suburban schooner — the cash flowed into our coffers??
It’s a Mercedes, it’s blue, not sure how many it seats, you know you want it, buy it by clicking on the photo and not only will your brood travel in style — style they deserve, and let’s be clear, money is no object when it comes to style — but we will be able to wash our hands at a brand spanking new pedestal sink after, well, you know.
The girls and I were brainstorming products that would really grab you, and we couldn’t help thinking: VIRTUAL REALITY GOGGLES.
It just seems like this is the perfect partnership for us. True, we have strategies for you to rescue a bad day, offer up your suffering, and in general try to be happy at home. (Go ahead and search for those topics in the search box — there are only affiliate links in this post!)
But let’s be honest. Slip one of these babies on, and you can instantly transport your mind to a better place. Technology has to be good for something AM I RIGHT?? Click on the photo to purchase — simultaneously, a brand-new floor will appear where only broken tile once reigned supreme.
Of course, if the sounds of whining, screaming, and moaning linger, it won’t really matter what you see, will it. No, you need these expensive noise-cancelling headphones as well:
You got it! Thanks to our careful product assessment, you don’t have to research anything! That’s the beauty of sponsorship and affiliate links! Just click on the photo and voila! Water will flow again in the LMLD rest rooms.
Last but not least, we kick off this sponsorship gig with, you guessed it (after last year’s careful tutorial on making toast! Look it up!!) — a toaster! And not just any toaster — the world’s most expensive 24-carat gold toaster, because we would really enjoy taking nice hot showers again:
Remember, just click on the picture! We thank you for your loyal readership. We thank you for clicking. CLICK!! CLICK!! $$$$!!!
MWAH!
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