Empower Yourself Like A Happy Elf!

The cat really thinks humans need to get a grip. But I guess from the Kool-Aid some take a big sip. Have to have others to prop them up. More attention seeking than a butt sniffing pup.

My life is stinky,
Even for blinky.
Hmm, was that bad?
But Blinky is sad.

I know the way,
To a much brighter day.
Can get you a wife,
And free you from strife.

Make you a better life,
As sharp as a knife.
It will be shiny too.
Shiny as a golden loo.

Old one eye knows of that.
She lied to the cat.
But we won't go there.
What? You can help me get over it at my lair?

Only for $399.99 a week?
My, that is the deal I seek.
How about that?
Are you with that cat?

You could have it made.
Relax all day in the shade.
Empower yourself each day.
Just listen to what they say.

They sure know best.
They aren't a pest.
They are a happy guest.
They sponge off you the best.

The best times two.
Whatever will you do?
You got the best best.
That has to give you zest.

So give them a call.
You won't fall.
You will rise up.
No need for coffee in your cup.

Hire a life coach today.
Empowering will come your way.
They will get you a better life,
Free from stress and strife.

Pfffffft and if you believe that I have a bridge I can sell you where I'm at. It is soooo cheap and sturdy as can be. Don't you want to buy that bridge from me? Pfffft once more to life coach nuts. You want advice? Get off your poor pitiful me butts. There, the cat saved you a ton of dough. Aren't I helpful at my show? Did you ever take a life coaching class? You might want to never tell my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.