The Super Lie That Flies Upon High!

The cat has heard it here and there. I have heard it many a time at my lair. What if that was the ultimate lie? That being most anything under the sky. Well let's see what may come to be.

Reality is the ultimate lie.
Yeah, look at that fake guy.
The Matrix is so real.
Hope we don't get a bad sequel deal.

Life after death is the ultimate lie.
What? No big bearded guy in the sky?
Damn, what will I think when I'm dead.
Oh wait, I'll have no thoughts in my head.

Fair government is the ultimate lie.
Err umm, that well has run dry.
Fair and government never goes hand in hand.
Corrupt as can be across the land.

Space is the ultimate lie.
Yeah, made up by some tin foil hat guy.
I guess he liked to get probed.
Maybe a nudist and always de-robed?

Marriage is the ultimate lie.
What? Can't keep things spry?
Have to fool around with every Tom, Dick and Harry?
Or would that be Sam, Barb and Mary?

Love is the ultimate lie.
So no lawyers to fry?
Just hormones running wild?
Enjoy your 15th child.

Life is the ultimate lie.
We don't get a piece of any pie.
Nope, life just isn't real.
This is some magic ordeal.

Image is the ultimate lie.
The well really must have ran dry.
You mean you can't see me?
I'm not there to view at my sea?

Time is the ultimate lie.
Yep, it just flies by.
Wait, nothing flies by.
Watches, clocks, the sun, it's all a lie.

Owning cats is the ultimate lie.
Yep, we own every girl or guy.
So this one is entirely true.
But ultimate? I think not at my zoo.

Exaggerate any lies lately at your sea? Think any are really lies to thee? Are we in The Matrix right now? Are these questions making you have a cow? Lots of lies about. Blinders by many as lies they shout. I'll just go lie in the grass and ultimately rest my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.