Why NASA Deserves All of the Funding

There’s a scientific theory which states that, for every decision you make, a parallel universe is created in which you made a different decision, e.g. if you choose a tuna sandwich instead of a burger for lunch, there is another universe in which you chose the burger. This means that there is at least one universe out there in whichI ama Trump supporter, and at least one universe in which I am a Cruz supporter. We need to fund NASA so that we can find out if this theory is true and, if...