Too Barren For Me At My Crazy Sea!

The cat was asked the other day to try something new at his bay. I could even make a little pay. But my answer after looking at it was a big no way. Have to pay me more than that to chew off that tough fat.

You are a writer.
This should be an over nighter.
It will be easy as can be.
Just write away at your sea.

Plus you did accounting too.
Double the pleasure at your zoo.
Can get it done in double the time.
Not to would be a crime.

Here it is.
About a biz.
Has to be as technical as can be.
Can't miss a thing at your sea.

Step by step.
Without any pep.
No pep at all.
Keep it dry at your hall.

And that is it.
Your style can fit.
Won't you do it?
No need to use wit.

Pffft says the cat.
I don't need that.
Boring writing is not for me.
On that I'd let a dog take a pee.

Is that an answer for you?
I'd let it take a big shit too.
Whoops, was that too vivid of me?
Damn, ruined my chances with thee.

I'm not PC and a bit crass.
I may even say ass.
I could go worse some days too.
Can't you tell by my zoo?

Could I do it?
Yep, could do the shit.
Will I do it?
Rather suck on dog spit.

A paint by numbers writing,
Is not at all exciting.
The cat needs to cut loose,
Not get sucked dry by a noose.

A fan of technical writing are you? Do you write instruction manuals at your zoo? Damn, that would just bore. More fun working at a Wal-Mart store. The cat will never sink that low, unless offered a ton of dough. We can be bought with money in mass. But I'm not a cheap little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.