Come And Play The Facebook Way!

Maritime Bloggers and blog stalkers near and far, VOTE FOR ME at my sand bar!!!!!!!!!! 
If there are any out there that follow/stalk my sand bar. Only martimers are allowed to vote so that screws me a bit with using all near and far. Now back to it with another hit.
If anyone takes the title of today and wants to go to Facebook and play, stay away from the cat. I am being a wise ass where I am at. But that you probably knew. So on with it at our zoo.

I don't see.
No Facebook for thee.
I don't see.
I want to see thee.

You should be on.
Don't be a pawn.
Join in the fun.
Facebook must be done.

You were on there before.
Why not join once more?
You will like it.
I know it will be a hit.

Come on back.
It won't lack.
I'll send you a friend request.
Facebook is just the best.

Who needs a blog.
That is a time hog.
Twitter is too much.
People say stupid things and such.

Linkedin is more career stuff.
But Facebook can't get enough.
Come and show me your life.
Do you have a wife?

Are your cats on there?
Farmville is great, I swear.
You should join in on a game.
It is anything but lame.

People want to see.
By people, I mean me.
Why aren't you back?
Facebook doesn't lack.

Come and join up.
You can see my pup.
You can see what I ate.
Maybe even my last date.

Isn't that exciting?
It's just like writing.
You can say whatever you want.
Facebook is one great haunt.

Sadly, most of this is true, except maybe the rhyme that came due. Pat ran into a nut he knew years ago. She wanted him to have a Facebook show. Pfffft to any of that crap. Facebook can be blown off the map. Do you use it at your sea? Do you use it as much as this crazy? Facebook thumpers are after me now. I think I'll get over that somehow. Maybe I'll gas the nosey parker lass. That will keep her away from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.